Monday, December 15, 2008

Quote UnQuote

An easy, lazy way to revive any blog - write one liners. That is precisely what I'm going to do right now. And right now i'm having a hallucinated premonition that these quotes are published in the third page of Reader's Digest:-)...But I should confess these random quotes are truly mine. No pretentious philosophical stuff... just random honest things that i realised during the course of my life... till now. Five years from now I might even laugh at them... saying how immature they are... But right now i think they are true.

There will be NO WAR between nations...between neighbouring countries...if you can leave your car right in front of your house WITH the keys in it.

Love lasts longer only if you take the effort

Luxury is no more a luxury after you get it

Global warming will solve every problem between men and women… every problem will come to an end ….when the earth sinks.. And Mars & Venus will live happily ever after.

The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates can travel deep but can never touch the heart

Where do they make machines that in turn make machines that make products?

I agree with Murphy’s law… now will Murphy prove me wrong.

'Forecasting' has another name - confidence

The most interesting thing about the future is future itself - we have no clue what's going to happen.

God invented clothes. He didn't quite like what he created.

It's naturally obvious that family comes first.

Believe in yourself. Believe in what's in between you and your friend. Just believe.

Monday is the day people postpone their work to Tuesday.

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